Exam sms

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
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2.Exam
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4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u
4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz...
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon
K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen
K Bado ko Jawab Deta Hai. :-)

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai..

Book khulti hai,
exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.
Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai,
fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?

Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.

Upcoming Horror Movies

Exam Ka Khouf
Tarapta Student
Shaitani Books
Result Wala Jin
Neend Ki Mout
Pyasa Examiner
Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR

Students ke dilo ki awaj:
Zindgi ka rukh mod denge
Sari bandise tod denge
Ye semister Jese-Tese nikal jai
Next Semister mai to paka record tod denge.

Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h
Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

Exam Life :-
9am- wakeup
10am- brkfast
11am- thinkng 2 score 80%:-)
12 am-watch t.v
1pm- lunch
2 pm-Thori nind le k padhnge dimag set hoga:-P
4 pm-games
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5pm- thinking 2 score 60%:-|
6 pm-troubling frnds “kuch padha?”:-P
8 pm-searching books.
9pm- dinner
10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P
11pm- hey bhgwan! Bs smbhal lena :-D

Chnda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaro,
Ghadi ke kante bhage.
Ek pariksha khtam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
subah hogye mamu...subah hogye mamu....

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
Bt also dream,
Not only plan bt also believe,
Best wishes for exam.

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

Sorry Yaar lagta hai ye "Exam Wishes SMS" app ke paas galti se aap ke pass pahuch gaya hai

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Oye its 4 U study well, best of luck for upcoming exams

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Best wishes & best of luck for exam