Funny sms

Asahisnuta (intolerance) badh raha hai, Delhi par ISIS ka dron hamla karne wala hi tha ki....
maine Private news channel badal kar DD
news laga liya.....Thank GOD..abb sab thik hai

Aadhar card ka office band tha,
Card Banwane wale ke liye lambi line lagi hui thi,
Ek aadmi bar bar line me aage jaane ki koshis kar raha tha,
log bar usse pichhe pakar kar khich dete the,
ussne 4-5 bar koshis ki,
fir har kar bola-
lage raho line me salon,
aaj Office hi nahi kholunga.......

kal Achanak wi-fi ka signal band ho gaya, fir kuchh chhanbin karne par pata chala ki.....
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padosi ne bill nahi bhara. Duniyan me bhi kaise kaise kangal aur Gair Jimmedar logg bhare pade hai.
Pura Din kharab ho gaya yaar.....

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

Height of addiction:
In a School Form, when a student asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "WhatsApp"!

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

Badhti Mehangai aur Ghati Kamayi ko dekhkar Aadhar card ki nahi balki udhar card ki jrurat hai

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Mill gaya Mill gaya ATM ka hindi naam mill gaya:
A-account me hoga
T-to hi
M-milega

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Ladkiyan lal rang ki lipstik ke bish sheds me bhi aasani se antar bata sakti hai
aur ladke shampoo ki bajaye condishner se naha lenge aur gaali de kar bolenge....
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kaun laya ye shampoo? jhag hi nahi hai saale me.

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day

A Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Santa thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

Funny sms for facebook-

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya ...

Hi dear readers here are Desi Comics - Your daily dose of desi laughter tarka of latest funny sms collection. Have happy reading...

Ladka: Viber use karti ho..??
Ladki : ufff! You un-educated ladke bhi na !!
Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb
paani Jyada ho to
warna pocha hi lagati hun...
Ladka : hahahaha
Bus kar pagli Rulayegi kya.

Aaj bhi hamre desh me
Tu pyaar hain kisi aur kaa
Tujhe chaahtaa koi aur hain
Tu pasand hain kisi aur ki
Songs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladke
bahut emotional/senti ho jate H

Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti hai
tayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai
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Parlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H

Boy : I am in love with you totallllllllllllllllllYYYYYYY.
Girl : Tu totla! Tela baap totla!

Jailer to Qaidi– Suna hain tum Shayar hò
Kuch sunaò yàár
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jàmanàt huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho janà
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho janà

Ankhon se barsààt hoti H
Jab apki yaad saath hoti H
Jab b busy rahe mera mobile
Samajh lena aapki hone wali
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain

Ïshq Ke Rishte Itne Najuk Hote Hain...
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Raat Ko Number Busy Jane Se hi Toot Jate Hain

I’am looking 4 a bank loan which can perform 2 things..
give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh
Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police : Toh ghar main baitho
Man : Iska husbnad nahi manega.....

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven or more then that.....

Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..
Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai...
to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?
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Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

GF- ab raat ko phone karna....
Boy- nahi raat ko baat nahi karege warna
tu mar jayegi
GF- kese?
Boy- Aaj mummy kah rahe the ki raat ko tu
jis churrel se baat karta hai wo mere hath
maregi kisi din

Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ?
WIFE: 3 Baar,
MINISTER: kab kab?
Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Doctor ke Paas gayi thi,
Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k paas gayi thi,
Minister: Aur kab?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..!

Bechapan me maa kahte the
tumko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Jawani me wife kahti hai
appko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Old age me bache kahte hai
appko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Purus ki samghne ki umar konsi
ye samgh me nahi aata

A very funny msgs written on the T-shirt of a gorgeous pretty girl
wearing very tight dress walking on the road:
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"Dear Dude you are not looking at the road, please be careful".............@latestsms.in

Aaj ke jamane me aap appne dost ke sachha dost taab tak sabit nahi ho sakte jaab tak
aap aapne single dost ki kahi setting na karwa de........@latestsms.in.....funny friendship sms in hindi 2016

Sacha Pyaar wo hai......
Jo Aankhon se Kajal na bhne de
Aur Hoton par Lipstick na rahne de

Facebook WhatsApp ki ladkiya
chips ke packet ke tarah hoti H
ladko ko pata bhi hai ki milna kuch bhi nahi hai
Sirf hawabaji hai phir bhi jadaa bhaw dete hai

My dear friends do you know MY Life
Is Running successfully on a simple principle

"Bhagwaan Ke Bharose"

MY dear friends - chanting this Mantra on road/bus/train/footpath
You get money again N again -"Money making spcl mantra"

"bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba"
"bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba"

Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho
to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai
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Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur
Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!

Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de....
Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!

Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye
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Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?
Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.
Hubby: Kya kya liya?
Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.........funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

Wife : I have a good news and a bad news dear.....
Husband : I am very busy right now... Just give me good news only
Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new Ferrari Car.....

Ye waqt ki nazakat h
Bdalte doar ki majboori hai
ladko ko ko parathe
Aur
ladkiyo ko karaate
sikha bahut jaruri hai

If Girlfriend’s not Replying,
Try This.
Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”
She : “Haan Batao..?”
Then Say, “Rehne Do.”
Count Her Messages Now......................

Funny Relationship Status-
Chalti Hai Gadi Udti Hai Dhoool Ek Ladki Ka Number Mila Vo Bhi Gaya Bhool...
Coz I am super Cool

Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gaya Phir pata chala, wo bahri hai......fresh funny sms